| Tuesday, March 25th, 2003 |
| 1:59 am |
I think the two-legged known as Tegan is in heat. She gives nice backrubs. |
| Monday, March 24th, 2003 |
| 2:34 pm |
Er...
Do I have an arch-nemesis to chase? Maybe I could get a wind up Dalek. |
| 2:26 pm |
Now this is the life...
I have a warm little wool scarf that I've appropriated to shed curl up into. The TARDIS must like me, as I am lightweight and do not cause much wear and tear on the floors. Except when I pounce on things from great heights. Still, I miss chasing evil. I want to play with more Daleks. WUV to all incarnations of my master. Perhaps I could go on tour. They all have nice qualities. And then there wouldn't be any mice would be cat hair in all their TARDISes. |
| Saturday, March 22nd, 2003 |
| 9:54 am |
After all, they didn't even notice I was missing. Meoooow. |
| 9:53 am |
I bet the two-leggeds take forever to come find me. Maybe I can make this thing land somewhere... Walking over controls is fun! |
| Friday, March 21st, 2003 |
| 9:33 pm |
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| Sunday, March 16th, 2003 |
| 12:14 am |
humans gone.
Nobody's fed me lately. There are some prime rodentia specimens skittering around in a box. Plump. Tasty. *fiddles with catch* |
| Friday, March 14th, 2003 |
| 5:17 pm |
Zoe was looking at me funny during that party. I don't think she gets any mice I catch. Not that I've had the time to look for any... |
| 3:31 pm |
I can tell the two-legged known as Peri wuvs me. She's put a food bowl on top of one of the cabinets for me. Its something edible, not the nasty vegan shite. Its high enough that so far nobody else has noticed it. We left a party in one blue box, and went to a different blue box. There's something funny about these boxes. |
| 3:04 pm |
Training the two-leggeds
One bowl of something inedible has been regularly put out for me. I've been ignoring it. It is a good mouse lure, though. And then I can chase them. Have not caught one yet. Spotted something called "hamster" today. I wonder how much trouble I would get into if I played with it? Am still working to figure out which human to put the moves on to get the good food. Its not my master. |
| Thursday, March 13th, 2003 |
| 6:05 am |
Humans are so easily amused. I think they WUV me. I also think I have them all twisted around my paw by now. (I should have mentioned The Silent Miaow in my list of books...) Note to other cats: This substance called "alcohol" does not taste very good. However, it makes the humans act most amusingly. Good entertainment. |
| Wednesday, March 12th, 2003 |
| 11:12 pm |
Splinx?
It would seem that several of the humans are calling me "Splinx". I wonder if this is my new name. Time will tell. |
| 10:25 pm |
Party?
Perhaps you could drive by and pick me up for this party too? I am a bit confused as to why half of you seem to go by a number and how you all know each other and everything. otoh, perhaps I should go back to sleep. (Or catch a mouse for ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) zoe_gosh_wow?) |
| 9:47 pm |
My master wears a large foppy bow. I think the next time I am picked up, I shall play with it. He will undoubtebly think it cute and adorable because I am still young. I told someone named zoe_gosh_wow that I might catch a mouse. Sleeping seems like a better idea currently. She has the oddest thought that I am dead. I do not believe I am a ghost cat. Not at all. (Actually, I am not entirely sure who this z_g_w person is. I haven't left this most entertaining police box lately.) I have figured out that my master posts under the name thelouddoctor. Now, do I nap, explore more of my new home, or doodle? Current Mood: indecisive |
| 9:09 pm |
I am a Cat.
As yet I have no name, but many stupid suggestions. My master is a Doctor of something and lives in a blue police box. This isn't as cramped as it sounds, for its bigger on the inside than it looks. Really. It has many nice places in which to curl up and hide. I am a male calico. If you are curious as to how exactly this could happen, please see the book Cats are Not Peas. It talks all about such things. I think I must sleep now. |
